DIRTY LAUNDRY GOLD BLEND CARTRIDGE

$15.84

HYBRID

THC:86.27%

HighLights 🔥

HYBRID — heavy, funky-gas high
THC 82-87% — 1g Gold Blend cartridge
Genetics: Soap x Mendo Breath cross
Terpenes: myrcene, humulene, caryophyllene
Flavor: musky funk, gas, aged cheese

Dirty Laundry earns its name honestly — a musky, gassy funk that hits like a locker room after a good game. For anyone searching cannabis delivery or premium flower vapes near me, this Maven Gold Blend cart is unmistakable. Vibe Cannabis carries it for California dispensary regulars who chase funk over fruit.

About Dirty Laundry 🧀

This cross layers Soap’s soapy-funk terpene profile over Mendo Breath’s heavy Kush backbone. Maven’s Gold Blend distills the live resin down to a golden oil that keeps every loud, funky note the flower promised, poured into clean ceramic hardware.

Experience 😌

Drops the shoulders into a heavy, sunk-in calm
Quiets mental chatter down to a low, slow hum
Wraps the body in a thick, comfortable heavy weight
Eases you toward the couch for the whole night

Taste 🫓

First hit brings a musky, gassy funk, sharp as a locker room door swung open after a long game. Mid-palate turns to aged cheese and damp earth, thick and lingering on the tongue. Exhale settles heavy and pungent, like diesel drifting off a warm garage floor.

Craftsmanship 🎨

Maven’s Gold Blend oil is extracted from California-grown flower for clarity and true-to-plant flavor, filled into leak-resistant ceramic hardware. Small-batch extraction — no shortcuts, no cut oil, just clean golden resin.

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Effects

Calm

Happy

Relaxed

Energetic

Terpenes

Cannabinoids

Cannabinoids are naturally occurring chemical compounds that are found in cannabis and provide consumers with a wide range of effects. THC and CBD are examples of some of the most commonly known cannabinoids.

CBG

23.47%

CBG (Cannabigerol)

Cannabinoids are synthesized by Cannabigerolic Acid. CBG is the decarboxylated form of this acid that appears at low levels in most cannabis plants. Because its properties are beneficial to multiple parts of the endocannabinoid system, CBG has a wide range of therapeutic uses. It is non-psychotropic and can provide analgesic and antidepressant qualities.

THC-D9

86.27%

THC-D9 (Delta 9–tetrahydrocannabinol)

Delta 9 THC is the primary compound found in the resinous glands of a cannabis plant, and is directly responsible for psychoactive effects. It mirrors the body’s naturally occurring cannabinoids and attaches to these receptors to alter and enhance sensory perception. THC can create a feeling of euphoria by enhancing dopamine levels in the brain. The amount of THC in a cannabis product can vary widely based on the method of consumption and the strain at the source of that product. The high that is produced is often enhanced by the “entourage effect” which is a combination of multiple cannabinoids in conjunction with various terpenes and individual body chemistry.